Remove two Luxardo cherries from the jar. Place on a paper towel to drain. Turn a few times while preparing the cocktail to drain as much juice/syrup as possible so they do not discolor the drink.
Cut a piece of paper towel to fit the height of the stem of a coupe glass. Secure so that it looks like a robe with raffia or twine.
To the blender, add tequila, triple sec, lime juice, avocado and ice. Blend until smooth,
Pour into coupe glass. Add two lime wedges to resemble ears.
Use a toothpick to position Luxardo cherries to look like eyes.